Anonymous asked: (this is the anon that asked all of the questions) i wasn't expecting a treat; uh what would be considered a treat?

Sweetheart that’s for you to decide.

So long as I don’t have to pay money for it it’s cool to ask for. 

little-weed:

is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself

Yes

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Anonymous asked: who has your favorite butt? why do you love deer so much? if you could change your name and one thing about you what would it be and why? worst pick up line ever? best pick up line ever? favorite color? greatest fear? favorite beer/liquor? and finally, favorite quote/words to live by? have a nice night.

You are lovely

My butt is pretty awesome, but I’m sure there is a better one

DEER are lovely and perfect and dohgusdfg. Jay and this old hippy dude said something about them maybe being my totem/sprit guide/medicine animal. Deer. Just deer are awesome I mean look at the antlers and the tails and how they kind of just prance around and do deer stuff. 

Moose are neat too

and oh my jesus elk 

Worst pick up line ever: Are you a boy or a girl???!?? 1

Best pickup line ever: Hey you seem smart, how would you like to help me with a little biochem tonight? 

Favorite color: See last answered ask. 

Greatest fear: That there is nothing waiting after death.

Favorite alcohol: Bourbon, like yeah bourbon is pretty great RUM is awesome too, but if someone told me I could have one or the other forever but not both I would probably go with Bourbon. 

Words to live by: Fuck this shit

Good anons get a treat, what would you want as a treat my dear nonnie? 

katt3985 asked: whats your favorite color

I fucking love teal

And dark purple

DETECTIVE I KNOW YOU’RE AWAKE

Someone ask me things

The fear killer

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

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therockyhuntershow:

The love I have for these three is unmeasurable. Tim, Nell & Pat are such sweet, amazing people. 

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catclyburn:

I bit a hole in my cheek trying to eat a biscuit today. I hurt myself eating. I am a disappointment to literally all living things.

digitalsunlight:

rosedai:

what if spg voiced the gps in your car

gahhhh idk who i’d enjoy more tho

spine: turn left in 5 miles. … turn left in one mile… turn left in .5 miles. … turn left in .2 miles. .. you uh. you missed your turn. didn’t you hear me tell you about 40 times to turn left? *annoyed sigh*…

lolita-locked:

Me when I watch Supernatural:

g-erti:

Every Series, Every Episode!

StarTrek.com has made every episode available for streaming on their website! (and there doesn’t seem to be any indication that its only temporary!)

Have a series you’ve been meaning to watch? Can’t afford Netflix? No problem! Go forth; all of Star Trek is now at your disposal!

JAY

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pansexualprincess:

passionofthedauterive:

Family Guy

• Rape jokes
• Eating disorder jokes
• Pedophilia jokes
• Racist jokes
• Molestation jokes
• Self harm jokes

King of the Hill

• Body positive
• No rape jokes, ever.
• No eating disorder jokes, ever.
• No pedophilia, because Hank would’ve kicked their ass.
• The closest thing to racism was Racist Dawg, and that wasn’t really racist.
• Self harm jokes? Nope.

Yuuup

Not to mention Bobby Hill being the Buddah 

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minxe:

having responsibility when you’re already an anxious mess

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